My thoughts on Christmas -
Well, let me start off by saying, I'm Jewish. You may be wondering, wtf? Yeah I'm Jewish but who doesn't love Christmas? Its the only time of the year when the church can focus on one little boy, Jesus ;)
I love this time of year.
Fat people are amazing in winter, they're always so jolly! There's food all around, and they have multiple excuses for being chubby;
"I'm storing up for winter!"
"I want to look like Santa!"
"It's not fat...It's layers of clothes..."
Look I'm twelve and it's hard for me to not talk about this but...
PRESENTS :D
Parents are pretty good at this, usually get what I want but there are some disappointments.
Grandparents - Socks, Underwear are the usual gifts but guess what I got last year...A used scrapbook kit!
Yes, be jealous, I got to see the marvellous summer adventures Helen had last year!
Sister - Every year its the same thing. She finds something lost in the deep depths of my room and wraps it in Newspaper and passes it off as a decent present. AS IF : /
Merry Christmas :)
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